今天做工的时候
要打给一位顾客拿Income Tax号码
Ms. Ng
然后就再打给Mr. Tan拿Income Tax号码
结果我打去的时候
我:" Good afternoon, can i speak to Ms.Ng?"
"yaya.. speaking,u from xxxx（我的公司名）izzit?"
"ya.. i'm, so can i know your income tax no.?"
"yaya..har? what u speaking ar?"
（我心想Ms. Ng不是女士来的咩？为什么是男生来的？难道我猜错他是女生了？）
" ya.. i'am vincent from xxxxx, can i speak to Ms. Ng?"
"yaya.. speaking"
"ya.. can i know your income tax no. ? cause i need to filling a form"
"nono! I'm not Ms. Ng la boy, i'm Mr. Tan"
（心想：LOL！炸到！又说是Ms Ng， 结果又说不是）
"oh oh?! oh! sorry, I call wrong no."
"hahaha... nevermind boy.. hahaa.. why say sorry to me? why u want to say sorry to me?"
"haha.. because I call wrong no. and find wrong people, haha... sorry"
"why say sorry to me? no need la... we can be friend mar boy.. friend~ u know what is friend? FRIEND~"
"haha.. okok.. oh ya, Mr. Tan, i also want know your income tax no., so can u give me?"
"why want give u?"
"cause i need to filling a form"
"ok, why want my income tax no? I don't have income tax no. i come from china, I'm chinese"
"oh really? so can i speak chinese to u?"
"ya..sure~ u want me speak what language then i speak, u want me speak chinese then chinese, u want me speak english me also can speak, me no problem d, ok?"
（然后他就说了很多语言给我听，包括印度话，华语，英语，广东话）
"haha..okok..."
"u know what is "PANG YOU"?, friend u know? hey Pang You~ how are you"
"haha... ya.. i know, pang you"
（接下来他就说福建话给我听）
"u know what am I speaking?"
"Sorry, I dont know"
"I'm speaking Hokkien, u know? u know what is Hokkien?"
"haha.. ya. i know"
"I'm Hokkien Lang, so u also? I'm come from Hokkien, u?"
"no.. i not come from Hokkien"
"so where u come from?"
"i'm from Malaysia"
"yala! i know la~ haha..boy, so your grandfather come from where? Cantonese?"
(我就敷衍他）
"ya.. Cantonese"
"so u know how to speak cantonese?"
"ya~ haha"
"haha... ok la boy... so what is your name?"
"I'm Vincent"
"Vincent? izzit Vincent Chan? Vincent Teo?"
"Ya~ I'm Vincent Chan"
"hahaha! same family la.. and same name, Me is Tan, you're Chan, we are family~ but I'm Hokkien lang, u're Cantonese, so our Chan and Tan not same"
"haha... yayaya..."
"ok vincent chan! i will let u know my income tax no."
"okok... so can i know?"
"apa la u, i no income tax no. , i no money to pay income tax, u help me pay la vincent"
"haha, nonono... cannot cannot"
"haha.. u're funny la vincent~ ok Vincent! How old are you"
"haha.. Eighteen years old?"
"what?! Eighty years old? ayuuu... can be my father already la vincent"
"nononono! I'm eighteen years old~ 18"
"orh~! Eighteen~ wah, so young, so vincent! do u have girlfriend?"
"nonono..."
"why no? aiyo..."
"haha..."
"so u work at associates? do you want be a lawyer?"
"nonono...herher~"
"aiyuu.. why no?"
"cause I'm not interest"
"not interest then why u work at lawyer office? aiyuuu... Vincent~"
"haha~ cause I need money~"
"haha... so your salary high? about RM2000++"
"hahahaha...no la..."
"so how much your salary?"
"haha... sorry can't tell to you"
"hahahaa... what la Vincent~ Vincent! how u come work? by bus or by Lrt?"
"nonono... by car"
"wahh!! by car! u have your own car?"
"no la, is my sister's car~"
"wahhh, your sister so sayang u, buy a car for u~so u have your own car la?"
"haha..nonono, that is my sister's car, and i drive her car"
"so your sister fetch u go work?"
（我还是敷衍他吧==很不耐烦啦！）
"haha, yaya..."
"wahhh! your sister so sayang u vincent! U're so good cause u have this sister, Vincent! do u know what is Sayang?"
"ya, i know..."
"do you sister have boyfriend?"
"ya.. she got"
"aiyooo... i want intro my son to her , cause your sister so good"
"haha..."
"haha... vincent, ok vincent! i will let u know income tax no., u send me your hp no. and i will sms to u"
"yaya.. okok... so can i know what branches again?"
"what la vincent, u want what brances? 1branches or 2 branches? u want branches then go jungle take la,there have many branches, u want how many branches also have"
(我都不知道他在说什么==）
"hahaha~ no this branches la, is your income tax's branches, because i want send a letter to there.."
"what la vincent! why u send a letter to there?"
"haha.. cause i want filling your income tax no. to there"
"hahahha... okok... vincent! i will let u know, but i forgot my income tax no."
"so when i can get it?"
"i also dont know la, i now at johor la.. next week i back KL i will let u know income tax no."
"haha... okok"
"haha..ok ar? vincent! friend ar! ok bye vincent"
"haha..okok.. bye"
什么鬼！我真的以为他傻的！我问一个Income Tax号码罢了，结果给人查家宅==
真的个个给他炸到！浪费我差不多半个小时了
哈哈！真的是好笑！
非常可爱的伯伯
哈哈！
结果给同事问我为什么一直霸着电话来用
一打完，我完全Blur了，都不懂要做什么
原本还要打给Ms. Ng，结果都忘了打
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过后听到日本海啸
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希望他们一切平安
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都是阿chye今天在吃午餐说什么2012，
害到我都怕
啊！不要世界末日啊！
我还要很多事没做啊！
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Feeling broken
Barely holding on
But there's just something so strong
Somewhere inside me
And I am down but I'll get up again
Don't count me out just yet
I've been brought down to my knees
And I've been pushed way past the point of breaking
But I can take it
I'll be back
Back on my feet
This is far from over
You haven't seen the last of me
You haven't seen the last of me
They can say that
I won't stay around
But I'm gonna stand my ground
You're not gonna stop me
You don't know me
You don't know who I am
Don't count me out so fast
I've been brought down to my knees
And I've been pushed way past the point of breaking
But I can take it
I'll be back
Back on my feet
This is far from over
You haven't seen the last of me
There will be no fade out
This is not the end
I'm down now
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Times are hard but
I was built tough
I'm gonna show you all what I'm made of
I've been brought down to my knees
And I've been pushed way past the point of breaking
But I can take it
I'll be back
Back on my feet
This is far from over
I am far from over
You haven't seen the last of me
No no
I'm not going nowhere
I'm staying right here
Oh no
You won't see me begging
I'm not taking my bow
Can't stop me
It's not the end
You haven't seen the last of me
Oh no
You haven't seen the last of me
You haven't seen the last of me
Barely holding on
But there's just something so strong
Somewhere inside me
And I am down but I'll get up again
Don't count me out just yet
I've been brought down to my knees
And I've been pushed way past the point of breaking
But I can take it
I'll be back
Back on my feet
This is far from over
You haven't seen the last of me
You haven't seen the last of me
They can say that
I won't stay around
But I'm gonna stand my ground
You're not gonna stop me
You don't know me
You don't know who I am
Don't count me out so fast
I've been brought down to my knees
And I've been pushed way past the point of breaking
But I can take it
I'll be back
Back on my feet
This is far from over
You haven't seen the last of me
There will be no fade out
This is not the end
I'm down now
But I'll be standing tall again
Times are hard but
I was built tough
I'm gonna show you all what I'm made of
I've been brought down to my knees
And I've been pushed way past the point of breaking
But I can take it
I'll be back
Back on my feet
This is far from over
I am far from over
You haven't seen the last of me
No no
I'm not going nowhere
I'm staying right here
Oh no
You won't see me begging
I'm not taking my bow
Can't stop me
It's not the end
You haven't seen the last of me
Oh no
You haven't seen the last of me
You haven't seen the last of me
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启示到
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真是超级好看啊！
真想再看过
真的爱上Christina Aguilera了！
哈哈
太久没见到他
真的变得很帅了
启示到
[以后的下午，不再搭Bus了，真是晒死我了]
今天跟Cherice，Peggy去WangsaWalk看了Burlesque
真是超级好看啊！
真想再看过
真的爱上Christina Aguilera了！
哈哈
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所以搞了个Early Birthday Party和送别他
这次应该是算最多人聚在一起吧？
Jalise，Martin，Carmen，Yoke Ting，Albee，杰，我，Yuki和蓝蓝
只差Pey Ling一个罢了
好难得能聚在一起
送了件衣服和一个Bear Bear给Martin
哈哈，那个公仔怕他在台湾很寂寞所以买来陪他的
第一天星期五晚上去了喝茶和公园
第二天就在Carmen家过夜玩通宵
真是棒死了！
很久没这样玩了
原因是Martin要飞去台湾修学了
所以搞了个Early Birthday Party和送别他
这次应该是算最多人聚在一起吧？
Jalise，Martin，Carmen，Yoke Ting，Albee，杰，我，Yuki和蓝蓝
只差Pey Ling一个罢了
好难得能聚在一起
送了件衣服和一个Bear Bear给Martin
哈哈，那个公仔怕他在台湾很寂寞所以买来陪他的
第一天星期五晚上去了喝茶和公园
第二天就在Carmen家过夜玩通宵
真是棒死了！
很久没这样玩了
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